I meant to post this last week, but ended up being a bit out of it this last week and weekend both because work continues to be crazy, and because I got some sort of a bug bite while weeding over the long weekend. And then that bite got infected :(. Suffice it to say that I'm starting to think it's the yard's way of fighting back :)
Anyway, I'm back and if full force, so here it is. Gardening lessons by Greg. Lesson 1 - Gardening is like the stages of grief.
Stage 1: Denial. "I don't have to pull those weeds today. They aren't that big and no one will notice them. Maybe they're really plants that were meant to be there. They blend in quite well."
Stage 2: Anger. "What idiot decided that the lawn needed any planters instead of being all grass? Why are these bugs attacking me? Why are these roots so damn deep? Argh!"
Stage 3: Bargaining. "If I just do this one more planter box, then can't I walk around the corner to find that the rest don't need to be done? Can't they just last a little longer before the weeds come back?"
Stage 4: Depression. "It doesn't matter what I do - surely the weeds will just keep coming back. Day after day, year after year. Soon the whole house will be covered. It'll be like a house that belongs in the hobbit village or something :|"
Stage 5: Acceptance. This one could go either way... Either it really is "OK, I give up. It's time to call in reinforcements (a yard service)" or it could be "OK, I can use some time for this. It's probably good for me and I may not ever have the best looking yard in the neighborhood but at least it will be presentable."