The weather in late 2006 and early 2007 has not been kind to the Puget Sound region which means that I've been watching more and more movies at home of late. And almost without fail, they've been bad. Not bad in a "wow, this is is so bad it's good" kind of way. Just terrible. Maybe I'll start reading reviews before I rent movies now :) Anyway, some of the lowlights of the month include:
Miami Vice: Absolutely terrible. So bad that we shut it off with thirty minutes to go. Someone should ban Colin Farrell from making another movie. Soon. What makes this even worse is that it was actually the second time we rented the bloody thing - the first time we never got around to watching it. How Michael Mann goes from being involved with Last of the Mohicans, Heat, Ali, etc. to making this I don't know - maybe he's lost his touch.
Ultraviolet: I didn't make it quite as far into this one before turning it off. I'm pretty sure this was based on a comic book - and it is quite possible to make a futuristic movie based on a comic book that doesn't completely suck. Ultraviolet is not that movie. If you're looking for something along those lines then rent V is for Vendetta or Aeon Flux.
Crank: By this point my tolerance for bad movies is decreasing rapidly despite the fact that I'm still renting them. Translation? I'm even quicker on turning them off. I went into Crank knowing that I wasn't about to watch Shakespeare but something about the story and the pace and the camera work made me realize that the 360 was calling my name. Loudly. I'm guessing that the frenetic camera work was supposed to put you in the mindset of the main character who was trying to pump his body full of adrenaline, but seriously, I'm trying to watch a movie, not give myself a headache.
The DaVinci Code: the book was good, the movie was not. Tom Hanks was completely miscast and there was enough background detail* for the story that you got from the book that just didn't translate into the movie version. I was asleep by the end of it. Even so, I'm counting it as a win that I didn't actively turn it off.
*I'm in no way trying to say that the details you got in the book were accurate, just that it helped move the story along and flesh it out. The book is fiction - take it with a grain of salt. Or a shaker.
The highlight of the DVD rentals so far has been catching up on the Battlestar Galactica series. Now I just need to see if SciFi channel is showing the first few episodes of season three before I start on the current up-to-date episodes...